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| User: | citizenjess (351884) 
Difficult to reconcile events in this song with established Beach Boys canon.
So hetero-normative!
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| Name: | Sit-Down Comedienne |
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| Website: | This is a website ... NOT! |
| Location: | Cedar Rapids, Iowa, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1984-06-22 |
| E-mail: | | thelastlemurian | @ | gmail.com |
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| citizenjess | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| AOL IM: |  fowlactually (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Yahoo! ID: |  thankyouvirgilius (Add User, Send Message) |
| MSN Username: | | chickentandouri | @ | hotmail.com |
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| Bio: |  
VOTE ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) aizome FOR SUPREME CHANCELLOR
Likes: Anthropomorphic chickens, CAPSLOCKING, semi-colons, toilet humor (both humor that belongs in a toilet, and humor about toilets, see re: above), and my girlfriend, because she knows what a giant dork I am and still lets me touch her boobies. Together, we own many animals and write lots of stories and like to pretend that we are Jedi and/or our parents. Dislikes: People who don't wash their hands.
All of my personal entries are friends-locked; all of my 'fic is posted publicly, though it may be behind a content filter. Sorry, guys, but I don't wanna wake up to the Russian Mafia beating down my door because some underage kiddies found the good stuff. Also, please note that I only accept flames in the form of MS Paint drawings and/or cat macros.
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| Memories: | 661 entries |
| Interests: | 150: *enables*, 28-year-old corellian princes, ;, ambiguously gay duos, anakin the burninator, anakin's frowny face, anakin/ahsoka, angry eyebrows, anti-itunes denmark, are you shitting?, aspiring authordom, beard-biting, being a fag hag, being canon tight, being naked, being stunned, bible-dipping, blockquoting, bondage, bratakin, brian's inner lesbian, british glam rock, canon buffy pairings, cherry-picking, chosen ones, clone penii, coke-not-pepsi, color coordination, comedy-equals-tragedy-plus-time, cows, creative swearing, cryptic pronoun posts, destiny, diagramming complex sentences, dick-and-fart jokes, dick-waggling, dogbert, early nineties nickelodeon, el oh el, emo-wan, epic rurz, evil!randy, extended-universe-is-too-canon, feri-wan, ferus' red lightsaber, fictional dysfunctional families, frank palpatine, freudian slips, fuck internet pet experts, fuck professional princesses, fuck you eharmony, funny t-shirts, furby eyes, gale howard, gale's crooked tooth, gay boyfriends, gay cowboys eating pudding, george feeny, getting lost, giles' stuttering, glbt lit, haiku, having 150 interests, having clean bedding, having-bad-taste-in-music, hetero life-mates, how's it going todd?, in-jokes, insult comic dogs, interesting noses, interior decorating, is there enjambment?, japanese roommates, jew fros, joker saying boner, joking about bestiality, jon the fangirl, juxtaposition, keyboard mashing, kid superheroes, kronk, liam neeson's penisisis, like a vagina, lil cheney, literary rubbernecking, mini-mcgregor, mr. happy pants, name-calling contests, nigel powers, not being a creatrix, not being a republican, not being an otaku, not doing laundry, oafy-wan, obsessive-compulsive list-making, oh anisapologist!, padawan eating habits, padawan-braids-as-sex-toys, padme's shaved lips, passive-aggressive smiley-faces, patches/banthopie, patches/doug, phonebook and soda piggy, plz and kthx, poorly imitated accents, randy harrison's overbite, receiving snail mail, richie's earring, river stones as gifts, samakin, save ferus, scott is a dick, sharkespeare, silas' cell phone, simmer down now!, simon dumenco saying crack, singing in the shower, snack time anytime, snape kills steve carell, south park's cultural diversity, staying up too late, stover/watson = otp, strong bad e-mails, superhero sex, sushi, t-rex/utahraptor/dromiceiomimus, ted from accounting, the french revolution, the original nintendo, the rock, the rule, the sodomobile, the wan, toilet texting, translation jokes, tru/cake = otp, tv's randy harrison, twosies, typing in all caps, uncle ruckus no relation, understanding justin's soul, wash your fucking hands, watching figure skating, what would brian do?, who's in my mouth?, worthington's, you don't know jack, you-know-how-i-know-you're-gay, you-think-you-know-but-you-don't-know-you-know, zoltan! |
| Schools: | Hanford High School - Richland, WA (1999 - 2002)
Columbia Basin College - Pasco, WA (2000 - 2002)
Eastern Washington University - Cheney, WA (2002 - 2004)
University of Phoenix - Phoenix, AZ (2006 - present)
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| Account type: | Permanent Account |
