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If I ever leave this world alive,
I'll come back down and sit beside your feet tonight.
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| Name: | Settle Petal |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1984-06-22 |
| Location: | Ely, Iowa, United States |
| Website: | Mi Esposa |
Fat; boring; unhinged.
Likes farts and poking at things
And James McAvoy.
* Comic by
Interests (150):
adorable telepathic lab-rats, ahsoka stealing people's dogs, ahsoka's noises, anakin the burninator, anakin's frowny face, and the such, anti-itunes denmark, are you shitting?, avery bullock's sexual proclivities, being a fag hag, being james mcavoy sorry, being stunned, bitchneto, bobby hill's prop comedy, bondage, boners and feelings, bratakin, brock samson's masochism tango, bub as a pronoun, cafeteria fraiche, canon buffy pairings, carter pewterschmidt's antisemitism, charles likes redheads, charles sexavier ph.d., charles the cunning linguist, charles the perfect uke, charles xavier the dudebro, charles xavier's fragrant butthole, charles xavier's moral ambiguity, charles' bathrobe collection, charles' groovy eyebrows, charles' smoking habit, chris claremont's leonine mane, comedy-equals-tragedy-plus-time, creative swearing, creeper!charles, dadneto, dick-waggling, edward and jacob's bro-code, emmett calling edward bro, emo-wan, epic rurz, erik carrying charles, erik lehnsherr: professional cockblocker, fatme, ferus' red lightsaber, frank palpatine, fuck internet pet experts, fuck you eharmony, gale howard, gay boyfriends, giles' stuttering, half a fag, hamburger time, hank stop talking, hank's hhhuuuaaa noise, hayden christensen's pig massages, hetero life-mates, i love cat buttholes!, i prefer traneto, iowa guinea pig orchestra, is it an at-at?, is there enjambment?, james mcavoy's american impersonation, james mcavoy's technology snafus, jean grey's pelvic thrusting, jean-grey-has-all-the-powers, jon stewart the fangirl, juxtaposition, khan anagrams to hank, kstew's coke nostrils, lavase los manos!, liking-the-bad-parts-of-star-wars, lilandra's cloaca, literary rubbernecking, liz lemon's star wars-isms, logan the landlord, looking weirdly icelandic, magneto the yenta, magneto's chaaarles drawl, magneto's roid rage, magneto's secret bondage wall, magneto's speechifying, magneto-calling-himself-the-master-of-magnetism, mallory archer's parenting skills, manana banana, mangst, matt lanter on ice, mcavoyeurs, michael fassbender saying tiger, michael fassbender's singing career, michael fassbender: penis connoisseur, mister superman no here, molly's cashiering shoulder, mon capitaine, monica on pop culture, muff cabbage, mycroft's casual nudity, natalie portman's wormhole, nigel powers' dutchphobia, not being a creatrix, not being a republican, not being an otaku, oafy-wan, padawan eating habits, padawan-braids-as-sex-toys, people calling magneto mags, perky orange togruta boobies, picard's bitch-face, pietro maximoff syndrome, q's costume fetish, q's gender bending, raven's sturdy bisexuality, remy lebeau: iron chef, river stones as gifts, samakin, sassy gay pietro, satine's diaphragm, sharkespeare, sharkneto, shaw's twenty dicks, sinister butt-fucking scott summers, slaaayeeerrr, snape kills steve carell, south park's cultural diversity, stan's 'whoo' noise, starring-matt-lanter-as-hayden-christensen, steve the 1950s housewife, strunk and white bitch!, susie swanson's inner monologue, swag swag, teacher tantrums, team makenzie, team tyler's van, telepaths-do-it-with-their-minds, the cullen love shack, the rule, the wan, the word 'dickmitten', timrolling, toilet texting, toki rapes day, uncle ruckus no relation, ventress' vulva, wanda's girl interrupted haircut, whosa meesa?, wolverine calling charles chuck, wolverine playing big brother, wolverine's smack talk, wolverine-the-dirty-little-bastard
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Schools:
Hanford High School - Richland, WA (1999 - 2002)Columbia Basin College - Pasco, WA (2000 - 2002)
Eastern Washington University - Cheney, WA (2002 - 2004)
University of Phoenix - Phoenix, AZ (2006 - 2009)
Grand Canyon University - Phoenix, AZ (2009 - 2010)
Morehead State University - Morehead, KY (2012 - present)
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